Dear Real Simple Magazine:
Do English-Muffin Egg Pizzas REALLY belong in you piece on Easy Breakfast Recipes for Kids?
Really?! What the *bleep* about that is “easy”?
I’m done with you and your Prosciutto and Egg Panini, too. Do you even HAVE children?
Easy my Aunt Fannie. I hope you step on a Lego.
A Real Busy Mom