S@!# my kid said (pun intended)

We’re outside playing with the dogs when he stops running around and looks up.

Me: “What’s the matter?”

Him: “I have to fart. But I think I also have to poop, so I better go to the bathroom just to be safe.”

And he runs off into the house.

I’m speechless. I’m proud that he’s learning … but speechless.

*rolling my eyes*

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